Slap humour... :~

A woman out shopping wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that her mobile phone's battery went dead.

She then instructed her young son to use his own phone to convey an urgent message to his daddy who was playing golf with his buddies in Johore.

After junior had called, he got back to his mummy and informed her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone all three times that he tried reaching his dad.


" Women !! " she exclaimed...


She waited impatiently for her husband to return from his game in the early evening,
and upon seeing him in front of the house, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap.
And she slapped him really hard again, for good measure.


The husband screamed in pain :



" Ouch !!! "





People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what was the
cause of the commotion.

The woman then asked the son to everybody what the lady said to him when
he called.

Junior said " The subscriber you have dialed is not available at
present. Please try again later. "